Xbox Body Spray Lets You Bleed Purple And Smell Green

I Love the smell of Microsoft in the morning! Xbox body spray is coming and if you’ve ever wondered what gaming smells like, then you’ve probably not been to a gaming convention.

Filthy Casuals

In a bold and frankly perplexing move, Lynx has teamed up with Microsoft’s Xbox to launch a line of hygiene products for team green. The news from the fragrance manufacturer, also known as Axe in the US, dropped yesterday and just in time for E3. Unfortunately, it looks like Xbox event attendees will not be taking a whiff of the new scent before wading into the Los Angeles crowds. The brand new fragrance is slated for a July debut in New Zealand and Australia only.

For those of you that do live in the right time zone, the full arsenal from Lynx includes body spray, deodorant, and shower gel. We don’t know if you’re going to have to look in the men’s or women’s isles and even which stores will stock it right now. What we do know is that Lynx released a statement to follow the news.

“Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood. Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel.”

We’re already preparing to tease out a sample for strict review purposes so we can tell you what gaming smells like. Until then, don’t hold off on the basic hygiene if you are going to join the crowds at E3. Other non-gaming washes are available. Really, I’m still just confused.

 

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